TV! New threat to health!!!

Watching television 'damages the heart'

Imagine if TV gets the same treatment as tobacco and alcohol for being a public health threat...

- A new tax on TVs and computers to cover the burden they cause on the health care
system

- Ban TVs in public places due to the health risks now associated with TV/Internet viewing

- Impose a ban on TVs in privately owned businesses to include bars and casinos (yes this includes video slots)

- Anyone caught viewing a TV within view of minors will be subject to fine or imprisonment for endangering their health

- To protect you from yourself a timer will be mandated for all electronic devices with a screen limiting viewing to the safe amount of time established by a committee of unelected officials

Get the picture?

Today's cheeky speculation is tomorrow's reality.